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Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4682 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5014 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3319 |
Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).