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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 4372 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 72 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).