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Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 6819 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?).
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Plus, if you can guess which four of these sluts I know IRL, you’ll get an extra special surprise (hint: it involves a chicken costume and a dance-off).