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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 9232 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 742912 | Emeralds Found: | 5256 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BANANA FARM? YEAH, WE GOT BANANAS GROWIN’ LIKE CRAZY DOWN THERE! U CAN TRADE ‘EM FOR DIAMONDS OR JUST EAT ‘EM AND GO BANANAS!
OH, AND GET THIS – WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS! YEAH, U CAN BE RICH IN NO TIME! JUST DON’T ANGER THE CHICKEN, OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN ITS STOMACH! BUT HEY, THAT’S THE PRICE U PAY FOR GOLDEN EGGS, AMIRITE?
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER ENDS! JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WACKY TOGETHER!