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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 493 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
ALSO, DID I MENTION WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BANANA FARM? YEAH, WE GOT BANANAS GROWIN’ LIKE CRAZY DOWN THERE! U CAN TRADE ‘EM FOR DIAMONDS OR JUST EAT ‘EM AND GO BANANAS!
OH, AND GET THIS – WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS GOLDEN EGGS! YEAH, U CAN BE RICH IN NO TIME! JUST DON’T ANGER THE CHICKEN, OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP IN ITS STOMACH! BUT HEY, THAT’S THE PRICE U PAY FOR GOLDEN EGGS, AMIRITE?
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE FUN NEVER STOPS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER ENDS! JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET WACKY TOGETHER!