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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 4911 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 13 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
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