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Players: | 97/1000 | Votes: | 361 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
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