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Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 6429 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 4 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 25 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 25 |
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