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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 1050 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 1291 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 10 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
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