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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 2350 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 293 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 74 |
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