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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 1255 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 9823 |
Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 6149 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 |
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