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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 116 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 |
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