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| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 833 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.
But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.
So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.
