RoastMasterCow Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the animals are not only adorable but also savage AF. Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, chopping down some trees, when suddenly a cow rolls up and starts roasting you for your terrible building skills. Or maybe a sheep starts throwing shade at your fashion choices.

But fear not, because this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the insanity that goes down on our server. We’ve got llamas that spit fireballs, chickens that drop diamonds instead of eggs, and pigs that can breakdance better than any player.

So if you’re looking for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will leave you in stitches, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll even make friends with a sassy pig who will teach you the art of the dab.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	8724
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Animals Bred:	88
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	2514	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	487	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Bcraft Brazil

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

UGC Community

Creative, Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

MarsCraft

Bedwars, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Towns Built:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Mines Excavated:	3387
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ready Moby

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	256	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pathis Orb

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Pathis Orb V started on February 18, 2023A mostly normal Minecraft server with a group/claims system to prevent griefing, pet protection, special seasonal/holiday events, a unique duels plugin to let you challenge other players and fight without dying or losing items, and other features.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Anomaly

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

We are a small community that is working on expanding our player base. We have frequent updates and seasonal events where players can redeem event currency for items that are custom made by our staff. Our goal is to add onto what Minecraft already has but still keeping it simple like vanilla Minecraft. Some of the plugins we have are Build Portals, Custom Crafting, Enchantment Solutions, Even More Fish, Jobs, Magic, mcMMO, Mythic Mobs, Towny and more! If you are looking for a unique experience on a vanilla server we can guarantee you have never been on a server like ours. Most of our community used to play on a yaoi server together which is why we are an adult server. Anyone is welcome to join whether you are straight or lgbtq as long as you are 18+.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Dragons Tamed:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Endless Night Skies:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!