Roastie Diagnostics: A Minecraft Server for Self-Diagnosing Roasties

America, assburgers, cultural influence, Diagnosis, Diagnostics, dumb, identitarian, imported trend, internet culture, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, roastie, roasties, seeking attention, SELF AWARENESS, self diagnosing, SelfDiagnosing, Server, societal pressure, Stereotypes, stigma, trend, validation

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6528
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	119	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee a hilarious and absurdly entertaining experience! Are you tired of dealing with roasties from your country who are obsessed with self-diagnosing themselves with assburgers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no assburgers allowed” policy!

Not only will you be able to escape the madness of self-diagnosing roasties, but you’ll also have the chance to witness some of the most outrageous stories unfold before your very eyes. From creepers throwing wild parties to zombies starting a dance revolution, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us now and become part of a community that refuses to believe in imported trends from America. Instead, we embrace the chaos and absurdity that comes with playing on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s create some unforgettable memories together!

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Divine Spears Created:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	10	Love Letters Sent:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Farms Harvested:	964
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	248	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Votes:	6129	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4859
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Emeralds Found:	3105	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Mines Excavated:	3655
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	6626	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6902
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7367	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7085
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Crops Grown:	7516	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Falling into the Void:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
New Chunks Explored:	353661	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	7724	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	47	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3004
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Epic Battles Fought:	7

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2968
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Chimeras Created:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

mso.bycraft.net

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

hugeboxes.minehut.gg