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OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Pixelated Party Palace

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Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	99
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Buildings Constructed:	38
Towns Built:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

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Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Star Shards Collected:	123
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftyCelticRangersServer – Where Minecraft meets football rivalries in the most hilarious way possible!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild Celtic vs Rangers match in Minecraft form! Join us and choose your side – will you be a fierce Celtic warrior or a cunning Rangers rogue? Battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills in building the most epic fortresses. Trust us, this server is so intense, even the creepers are taking sides! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Blocky Battle Bots

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Are you tired of the voices in your head constantly arguing with you? Well, join our Minecraft server where more people side with Walter than the voices in your head! Walter is our resident llama who always knows the right way to go, whether it’s building a castle or slaying dragons. Plus, rumor has it that Walter is secretly a Minecraft pro disguised as a llama. So come join us for a llama-tastic time and leave those pesky voices behind!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Mine by Daylight – Where Survivors Mine and Killers Craft

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when my wife Kate mysteriously disappeared and then reappeared with a whole new set of skills.

In this server, you’ll experience the thrill of being hunted down by a killer while trying to repair generators and escape with your life. It’s like a game of hide and seek, but with a deadly twist!

But wait, there’s more! Our bugfix patches are so legendary, they’ll make you question reality itself. And our All Things Wicked update will have you shaking in your pixelated boots.

Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind Kate’s disappearance. Or maybe you’ll just get sacrificed by the killer. Either way, it’s bound to be a blast!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Manuel’s Chunky Cock Craft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story about Manuel and his fat cock. Legend has it that Manuel’s cock is so massive, it can break through bedrock with a single thrust. And on our server, you too can wield the power of Manuel’s cock to conquer all your enemies and build the most epic structures imaginable. So come join us and experience the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Girl Power Craft: Where the Strongest Girls from Every Series Unite to Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the players couldn’t punch their way out of a paper bag? Well, look no further because on our server, we only allow the strongest girls from every series to join! That’s right, forget about Steve and his weak punches, we’ve got Sailor Moon, Wonder Woman, and even Chun-Li ready to kick some blocky butt!

Join us for epic battles where you can team up with your favorite badass ladies and take on mobs like never before. Watch as Sailor Moon uses her Moon Tiara Magic to defeat the Ender Dragon in one swift move, or see Wonder Woman lasso up some creepers and send them flying into the sunset.

But that’s not all! Our server also has exclusive mini-games where you can compete in strength challenges against these powerful heroines. Can you out-lift Chun-Li in a weightlifting competition? Or beat Wonder Woman in an arm-wrestling match? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that girls really do run the Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Crops Grown:	4392
Astral Projections Made:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Blocky Banter: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘Hey, niggas’

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Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us on our server where we fight off the evil amerisharts and their dastardly plans to take over the world!

Our server is filled with players from all over the world, coming together to strategize and take down the enemy. We’ve even had a player who single-handedly defeated an entire army of amerisharts with nothing but a wooden sword and some raw chicken. It was truly epic.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, drama, and epic battles, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become a hero and save the world from the evil amerisharts. See you in the game!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftyVShojo – Where Vtubers and blocks collide in epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with VShojo and vtubers who are ready to take on any challenge you throw at them. From Froot, who can grow giant fruit trees in seconds, to GEEGA, who can summon a herd of geese to attack your enemies, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter. Need a break from the chaos? Head over to our dedicated Kson discussion area, where you can debate the best way to tame a wild Kson. Or jump into our Henya discussion for tips on how to outsmart the genius herself.

Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with the wildest group of vtubers on the internet. Join us on /vsj+/ and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8396	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	7