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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 6493 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 1344 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 |
wen u join dis server, u will be greeted by a band of dancing llamas who will guide u to ur very own castle made of candy. u can ride on a flying pig and shoot fireballs out of ur hands.
but wait, there’s more! dis server has a secret underground lair filled with treasure and monsters that will make u pee ur pants with excitement. u can team up with ur friends and go on epic quests to slay dragons and save the world.
so wat r u waiting for? join dis minecraft server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious adventure of ur life. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and happiness.