Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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