Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 5
Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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