Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 91/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
Farms Harvested: 331 Enchantments Applied: 249
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 12
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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