Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything can happen, like Larry Evans getting shot by a skeleton because he stole all the diamonds! And don’t even get us started on his granddaughter, who e-whores online while riding a pig through the Nether. Trust us, you’ve never seen a server like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and rest in piss, Larry Evans!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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