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| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 1109 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?
