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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 4493 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
so, like, u know how them climate protesters be all like “save the planet” and stuff? well, they went and closed off the whole dang Rijksmuseum in Amsterdam! can u believe it? anyway, if u wanna escape all that craziness and just chill in a virtual world, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do backflips, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re not very good jokes, but hey, they try). plus, our admin once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. so come on down and join the fun! who needs real life when u got a minecraft server this lit?
