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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6539 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
Void Gems Collected: | 30 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends by filling their houses with llamas, and start a chicken army to take over the server. We don’t believe in boring builds or following the rules – chaos is our middle name!
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of evil llamas who demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection? Yeah, things can get pretty crazy around here.
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for anything – including getting turned into a blocky chicken by the server admins. It’s all in good fun, right?