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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7488 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 34 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 10 | Magic Items Found: | 7887 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?