🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7734 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 23 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Don’t be like that one friend who can’t afford the luxury of clean clothes in Minecraft. Join us and live the high life, while they wallow in their dirty pixelated garments. Plus, we have a special feature where you can call out your friends for being poor in-game!
So come on over and join us, where the laundry program is not just a service, it’s a way of life. And remember, if you’re not using our program, you’re probably poor. AITA for saying that?