RibbitCraft – Where Frogposters Rule and Jannies Drool! Join the LOLz on our Epic Minecraft Server!

Anime, Ban, butthurt Athenian oligarchs, Censorship, Community, debate, demoralising, Drool, Epic, Forums, Frogposters, internet culture, jannies, Join, lolz, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Moderators, newfags, ONLINE, philosophy, Posting, RibbitCraft, rule, Server, Socrateses of /a/, trolling

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of being oppressed by the Athenian oligarchs on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and become a Frogposter, the Socrates of /a/! Our jannies are like the butthurt oligarchs who can’t handle our superior meme game and try to ban us for “demoralising the newfags.” But fear not, on our server, you can meme to your heart’s content without fear of oppressive bans! Join us and let your inner philosopher frog shine!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8914
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5241
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	5689
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Animals Bred:	170
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Love Letters Sent:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1523
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Enchantments Applied:	126	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6950
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2378
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Towns Built:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Votes:	415	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	380
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Potions Brewed:	36	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2341
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Void Armor Forged:	21
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2999
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Buildings Constructed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.