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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 707 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 7143 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 9 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
