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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 6867 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 41 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!