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| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 2165 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ores Mined: | 2216 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 11 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 142 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
