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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 8747 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 37 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 250 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
