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| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 3701 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
