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| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 6157 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
