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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9079 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 43 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
