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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5997 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 2003 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
