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| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 8186 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 7575 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3876 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8671 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
