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| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6202 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Emeralds Found: | 4799 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!
2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.
3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.
4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?
5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.
So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
