Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	786509	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	7924	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	117
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1471	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1485	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	5401	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	1644	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	676410	Gods Slained:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.