Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ores Mined:	3642
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	86	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6772

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2665

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	201	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magic Items Found:	7256

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	49932

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Animals Bred:	96
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.