Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	9103	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	2893	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Potions Brewed:	76
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5073
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Falling into the Void:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	2860

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Void Armor Forged:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4551
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Star Shards Collected:	191	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Void Gems Collected:	27
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.