Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Towns Built:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Void Gems Collected:	36	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Mines Excavated:	4158
Void Armor Forged:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6267
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Falling into the Void:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crops Grown:	1639
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9038

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Divine Spears Created:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!