Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	386088	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Friends Zone

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

The best survival server for Minecraft 1.20.4 (Brazil)• Slimefun • Jobs • Pets • mcMMO • GriefPrevention • Mobs To EggsCross-Platform! IP Bedrock: 190.115.198.224 – Porta 10002

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Potions Brewed:	158
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

idkSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

A 1.18 Minecraft Server that gets new updates every week. Bedrock IP: tempomc.com | Port: 19132 We offer: – friendly community – claims – chill environment (not serious)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mine Down Under

Economy, PvE, Survival

An Australian Survival Server, with crossplay compatibility with Java and bedrock. This server is very friendly, and is semi-vanilla. You can use /RTP when you spawn, to get teleported to wilderness. There is also a market area where you can rent a shop for selling items to other players. There are some plugins for convenience and Quality-of-Life, such as Sleepmost, Dynmap, TreeAssist, Griefprevention, and ChestShop. Bedrock players can connect with play.minedownunder.com:19132There’s also some NPCs living in the spawn hub, who offer small quests for in-game currency rewards, and I’m working on adding more.We have also have a discord community to go with the server at discord.gg/nFWs4GBZ7F Dynmap: http://minedownunder.com:8123 The rules are pretty basic, no griefing, no excessive profanity, no cheating.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

TerraCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

EN: Join our community with professional people and a unique way of playing. We are waiting for you to join: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and will be here for you with all you need. RO: Come to our community with professional people and a unique game mode. We are waiting for you to enter too: mc.terracraft.one We have unique game modes and we will be here for you with everything you need.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ores Mined:	7270
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7254	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Animals Bred:	84	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7984	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	166
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mines Excavated:	2987	Endless Night Skies:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Buildings Constructed:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.