Reyal Madree’s Crazy Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience – Los Cheating Negros! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn point is actually a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs every hour. Don’t ask how it works, just come and collect your riches!

2. We have a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out and party. Join them for a wild night of dancing and explosions.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of highly trained monkeys who will do anything for a banana. They may not always make the best decisions, but they sure know how to keep things interesting.

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the world that contains the rarest item in the game – a block of cheese. Yes, you read that right. Who wouldn’t want a block of cheese in Minecraft?

5. The PvP arena on our server is actually a giant trampoline where players battle it out by bouncing around and trying to knock each other off. It’s like a game of Minecraft meets American Gladiator.

So what are you waiting for? Join Los Cheating Negros today and prepare for the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Dimension Hops:	12	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Zombie Dances:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Crops Grown:	4594
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Falling into the Void:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Mines Excavated:	3632	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mines Excavated:	3250	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
New Chunks Explored:	686480	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Farms Harvested:	629	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	285
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Astral Projections Made:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crops Grown:	5955	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Beanz Craft

Factions, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Beanzcraft, a 1.20 Minecraft survival server that will take your gaming experience to new heights! Immerse yourself in the vibrant and dynamic Beanz community where creativity knows no bounds. In Beanzcraft you can join or creaate your very own town, forging alliances, establishing economies, and battling for dominance. Build stunning architectural marvels, from towering castles, to small homes out in the middle of nowhere. Find yourself in the PvP arena battles, player shops, auction houses, and more! Show off your skills in player-run markets, participate in exciting events, and unlock rare achievements. This server is well-maintained, ensuring a lag-free and immersive experience. The friendly staff of Beanzcraft are ready to assist you and ensure a fair and enjoyable environment for all players.Join Beanzcraft TODAY to embark on a unforgettable adventure where endless opportunities await.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RivlerMC Network

Mini Games, PvP, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our RivlerMC Network! Immerse yourself in intense PvP battles and conquer your opponents. Join thrilling game modes, fight solo or with friends, and prove your skills. Explore unique arenas, use powerful weapons, and climb the ranks to become a PvP champion. Chat with other players, make new friends, and join the excitement. Experience Minecraft PvP like never before. Join our server and start your epic adventure today!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.