Welcome to the new server Rexile Adventure!
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Kids and Fat Horse Dicks Minecraft SMP
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further! We have a strict “no chill” policy, where we encourage players to go all out in their shenanigans.Join us if you want to build giant statues of bacon, ride pigs into battle, and create elaborate traps for unsuspecting players. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters and master trolls, so get ready for some epic laughs.
Oh, and did we mention that we have a tradition of hosting weekly “firewall brownskins and throw jews in fire” events? It’s like a crazy game of hot potato, but with a twist! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think).
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a blast in a Minecraft world like no other, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always keep your sense of humor handy. See you in the game!
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Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocky adventures, where the game design is so good, it’s practically divine! Our server is like no other, with crazy events and challenges that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time.Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie pigs riding on top of flying llamas. It was a sight to behold, and they knew they had found their new home in the Minecraft universe.
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a talking cow who gives out the best loot in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a chicken suit, you’ll unlock the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wonderful journey through the world of Minecraft, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). See you on the other side, adventurer!
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Fem Turds, Not Her Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone looks the same? Join our server and stand out from the femturds! We have a secret potion that will transform you into a majestic unicorn with rainbow powers. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come join us and unleash your inner unicorn warrior!
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”> Be Me Minecraft Server”
> Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the woes of real life like this poor balding guy!> Our server is so magical that it can reverse hair loss and give you luscious locks of hair in-game!
> Take on the role of a powerful wizard who can cast spells to make your enemies’ hair fall out while yours grows thicker and fuller!
> And don’t worry about any weird side effects like growing cup tits and lactating, because on our server, anything is possible!
> Plus, rumor has it that our server is so amazing that it can even reverse the effects of the COVID vaccine! Say goodbye to any worries about side effects and hello to a world of endless fun and adventure!
> So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to your balding woes in the most epic and hilarious way possible!
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Blacked General Minecraft SMP – #3348
Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where cute hebes and huge black dicks roam free! Trust us, you’ve never seen a more beautiful sight in all of Minecraft.But that’s not all – our server is filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. From battling dragons with nothing but a carrot to building a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re looking for some AI assistance, we’ve got you covered with NovelAI V.3. Just $25 a month for unlimited gens – because who needs diamonds when you have unlimited creativity at your fingertips?
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a hebe and black dick parade – and trust us, it’s a sight you’ll never forget.