RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7886
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Zombie Dances:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

GoldenSky Server

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	440
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	123

The GoldenSky server has been around since 2013 and is 10 years old this year! Over the years it has included many players who have collected very personal memories in the game and with other players. The focus of the server is the game modes SkyBlock and Survival.

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Ruinous Horizons

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8001
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Welcome to Ruinous Horizons, the most thrilling Cobblemon server pack you’ve ever seen! Dive into a world where Pokémon become your greatest ally and embark on an epic journey filled with adventure. Additional mods are added to enhance the experience. Use our modpack! Just search up Ruinous Horizons on technic or curseforge, or join our discord to see more ways.

rhorizons.apexmc.co:25602

Aether SMP

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Farms Harvested:	548
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Animals Bred:	45	Vanishing Items Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

› ˖°꒰ What is Aether SMP? Aether SMP is a Java and Bedrock SMP server founded on friendship and having a good time. We seek to create a comfortable and fun atmosphere for everyone. If you’re looking for a server that feels like a family, check us out.› ˖°꒰ Server Features: ╭ ────────────────── :: -﹆ ៸ ៸ Non-P2W ︰﹆៸៸ Java/Bedrock crossplay ︰﹆៸៸ Appealable bans ︰﹆៸៸ Vote ranks with perks A ﹆ ៸ ៸ TPA / Sethomes ︰﹆៸៸ Warp creation ︰﹆៸៸ Player driven economy ︰﹆៸៸ Open staff applications ︰﹆៸៸ Relaxed rules ╰ ────────────────── ::

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Bloom SMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5755
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Buildings Constructed:	41
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7107
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Welcome to the original Bloom SMP! The perfect place to play Minecraft Survival, have fun and make new friendships.Features: – Anti griefing – Cross play – A welcoming community – An active Discord – A friendly staff team – Regular eventsBloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

play.bloomsmp.net

Swemy Horseys

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Swemy Horseys is equestrian roleplay and economy server. Swemy Horseys is based off the SWEM mod, as well as it features a variety of other mods. We offer economy, roleplay, competition, and adventure. Our server is still in early development, but still open to the public as we continuously work on upgrading the server and creating better and better content. Check out our website for much more in depth information and see what future plans we have cooking up!Economy Buy, sell, get a server job, or create your own business. Become a farrier, vet, stablehand, rescue worker, swe-mart employee, riding instructor, facility owner/business owner, breeder, builder, contractor, photographer, videographer, and much more!Roleplay Build, compete, create your own facilities, take care of your horse, ride with friends.Adventure Play survival, explore, fight bosses, complete dungeons, and fight to earn your own dragon egg. You can travel the skies by dragon, and travel the lands by horse!Tags Java > 1.18.2 > Equestrian > Forge > Economy > Survival > Adventure > Roleplay > Modded

51.81.37.166:36570

LumaMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

We’re a TownySMP focused on quality gameplay with a strong and friendly community. On Luma you’ll find tons of fun and unique features such as custom items (custom coded), seasons world (syncs up to real life), item wraps, mcMMO, and of course Towny!

play.lumamc.net

Gratopia

LifeSteal, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	579
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Buildings Constructed:	35
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5238	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

[1.20] Just RESET Welcome to the ultimate survival experience! Gratopia combines the excitement of survival with the thrill of an economy-based gameplay. Our community is made up of friendly players who are always eager to help each other out. With our user-friendly features, you’ll find yourself fully immersed in the survival aspect of Minecraft. From gathering resources to trading with other players, you’ll have everything you need to thrive in this virtual world. See you in game! [Java + Bedrock Supported]

gratopia.gg

HibiscusMC

Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Step into a unique world unlike others on HibiscusMC: Reimagined – a revolutionary Minecraft Survival experience filled with custom mobs, furniture, blocks, and so much more, all without the need for any mods. Join our amazing community today on 1.19.2/3!

ms.hibiscusmc.com

GT New Horizons by CraftersLand

FTB, PvE, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Farms Harvested:	153
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Potions Brewed:	156
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: gt.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

gt.craftersland.net

HaxMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	New Chunks Explored:	862539
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

HaxMC Public Lifesteal server that have a mechanic of stealing life from players to replenish their own. They are a type of Minecraft SMP server and are often called “lifesteal smp” or ”pvp” servers. HaxMC Server Are 90% More Dangerous While Comparing to other Lifesteal Servers it has custom structure and custom Dark Night System in which it is hard for you to survive! Make Sure to vote daily for keys and stuff! Here you can find a server IP for a public lifesteal smp, for Java edition or Bedrock edition.

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Shaded

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9076
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	463
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to Shaded, a brand new survival server where we aim to keep it simple and up to date.We’re focused on building our community, through continued development and player to player interactions.We support both Java and Bedrock edition, so no one is left out!

play.shaded.gg

Hjonkcraft Servers

Creative, Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to Hjonkcraft Servers We are proudly a fully free to play server that has no paid entry and no donation store or micro transactionsWe have multiple servers to play on including Survival / Minigames / Hardcore / CreativeHardcore will reset every month and we give rewards to top hardcore players.Minigames are fully automatic and have their own server on the network, we host minigame Sunday every SundaySurvival has a few quality of life additions including bosses, we will occasionally run a server wide boss rush event. Hjonkcraft is a server that celebrates it’s community and player’s achievements, come be a part of it 🙂

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Arcadia

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	44	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Crops Grown:	3501	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

play.mcarcadia.com

Haven Network

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9073
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9236	Animals Bred:	159
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Love Letters Sent:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Dive into Haven’s Survival server for an unparalleled adventure featuring unique dungeons, customizable kits, job opportunities, and epic quests with playtime rewards. Take the excitement up a notch on our KitPvP server, where you’ll engage in 1.8 PvP mechanics, climb leaderboards, duel opponents, and conquer custom arenas with multiple kits. Join us for an immersive experience where survival meets thrilling PvP battles.

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DN Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Star Shards Collected:	198
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Welcome to DN Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience that takes survival gameplay to the next level! Embark on an unforgettable journey in a virtual world brimming with unique features and endless possibilities. **Bounty Hunters:** Are you a fearless adventurer with a taste for thrilling challenges? Test your skills as a bounty hunter, tracking down elusive targets and claiming rewards for their capture. The exhilarating chase, intense battles, and lucrative payouts make the Bounty Hunters feature a favorite among those seeking an adrenaline rush.**Top Money and Banks:** Rise to the top of the economic ladder and establish your dominance in the realm of wealth. With the Top Money leaderboard, you’ll always know who’s reigning as the richest player. Safeguard your hard-earned loot by utilizing our sophisticated banking system, ensuring your riches remain secure even in the face of danger.**Land Claim:** Forge your own path in a vast and ever-expanding world with the Land Claim system. Protect your territory and creations from unwanted intruders by staking your claim and establishing boundaries. Build, mine, and explore with the confidence that your efforts are safe and sound within your designated land.**Survival at its Finest:** Dive into the heart of survival gameplay as you gather resources, construct shelters, and fend off hostile creatures. DN Network offers a challenging survival experience that pushes you to adapt, innovate, and thrive in a dynamic environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a newcomer, you’ll find ample opportunities for growth and excitement.**Clans and Clan Wars:** Forge alliances and build your own tight-knit community by joining or creating a clan. Collaborate with your fellow members to establish strongholds, gather resources, and undertake epic quests. If peaceful coexistence isn’t your style, engage in thrilling clan wars that pit your strategic prowess against rival groups in intense battles for supremacy.Immerse yourself in the immersive world of DN Network, where the boundaries between reality and the digital realm blur. Whether you’re seeking the thrill of the hunt, the satisfaction of amassing wealth, the camaraderie of clan life, or the challenge of survival, our server has something for everyone. Join us now and become part of a thriving community that values creativity, camaraderie, and the pursuit of adventure. Your journey awaits on DN Network!

play.dnsmp.fun:25664