RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	8879
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	28

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Villages Defended:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Meteorites Collected:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	26
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Potions Brewed:	40
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Void Armor Forged:	12	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Animals Bred:	140	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Gods Slained:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.