RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	28	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Potions Brewed:	170
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	275	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Scales Harvested:	165	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!