RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	New Chunks Explored:	394975
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6510
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	9
New Chunks Explored:	309374	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	8487	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	400	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
New Chunks Explored:	609838	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Enchantments Applied:	58	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Star Shards Collected:	254
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Emeralds Found:	4190
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	341
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	7	Secret Passages Found:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1549	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!