RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Emeralds Found:	763
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	967	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Magic Items Found:	5564
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Towns Built:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Villages Defended:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	730	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	25	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension Hops:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.