RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

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come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Animals Bred:	51	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5227	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1221	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Meteorites Collected:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Ores Mined:	7268
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Towns Built:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2712	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8606	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Villages Defended:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4959
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Crops Grown:	3948

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Crops Grown:	1800
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.